So, you’re looking for some smooth pick up lines that hit straight home.
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. I’ve been there too… but the only difference is I could find nothing solid back in the day… and you, you have me! 😉
Umm, let’s admit it: When you see an attractive person in a bar, restaurant, or even in an office, it’s hard to fight the urge to not talk to them or ask them out on a date. But most times, the jittery nerves overpower you and you seem to hold back.
That’s when this list of smooth pick-up lines comes in handy because they are quick, break the ice and make a start to an interesting conversation.
They may feel giddy, or they may laugh but one thing is for sure, they will not forget this brief moment.
So, if you want to strike straight into their memory… and make sure you don’t look like a fool, dig into this fabulous list of 400+ pick up lines.
Smooth pick up lines for her/girls
I think the very first time a girl ever uses a pickup line is when they have probably bet on it.
Whatever the reason, guys love it, I know they do. For someone like you who likes to be buttery and bold, here are my favorites that can help you find a place in his heart! 😉
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone, would you mind calling it? I wanna see if it works.
- Your hand looks heavy, here, let me hold it for you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
- Ooouch, did you come out of an oven, ‘cause you are hot!
- Something is wrong with my eyes, I can’t seem to take them off from you.
- Ommmmmm, you look like a piece of cake, can I have you?
- I am going to make you my boyfriend, let’s see if you like it.
- You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.
- I like to be on top of things, would you be one of them?
- That’s a nice shirt! I would love to try it on after we are done making out.
- Have you finally realized I am your soulmate or should I walk by again?
- Were you a boy scout before, cause you have tied my heart in a knot.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely just turned me on.
- I am not really religious but seeing you makes me feel like you are the answer to all my prayers.
- Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
- Nice outfit! Can I talk you out of it?
- Boy I wanna go swimming, but I am already drowning in your eyes.
- Are you an electrician, cause you are lighting up my day/night.
- I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it you can return it.
- Is your name Earl Grey, cause you look like a hot tea.
Aah, it just feels like we are off to a great start, isn’t it? And trust me, you are going to love this ride.
Smooth pick up lines for him/guys
Saying smooth pick-up lines that hit just the right spot can be a herculean task, it has to be smooth, cheesy, and most importantly not creepy. You need to read the last point again, just kidding.
So, if you want to start a conversation in an easy way, here are some inspirations you can use.
- Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made up of? Boyfriend material!
- Did your license get suspended recently? ‘cause you are driving all these guys crazy.
- I think I’ll keep falling for your beauty so I will need that name and number for insurance purposes.
- I didn’t realize this was a museum because a work of art like you cannot be anywhere else.
- You know your smile has been lighting up the room all night, so I had to drop by and say hello.
- Hi, I am (your name). Have we met before? No? Ooh that must be just my dream.
- Hey I just wanted to ask you a small question “how does it feel to be the most gorgeous person in the room”
- I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or you just rocked my world.
- You know if you would have been fruit, you would have been a fine apple.
- You know looking at you makes me feel like my eyes were made for this.
- Hey, I don’t know what your name is but I am sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
- I can guess you know how gorgeous you are but I am sure that’s not the only beautiful thing about you.
- The sparkle in your eyes is so radiant, the sun would be jealous.
- I had a wishlist where I wanted the sky full of stars, but now that I have looked at your eyes, I know nothing else compares.
- If I had a dollar every time I met someone as beautiful as you, I would only be left with $1.
- If beauty will ever be compared with time, yours will last an eternity.
- I don’t know what is prettier today, the night or your face?
- I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- You know I always believed there were three kinds of beauty: cute, pretty, and sexy. How do you manage to be all three?
- Hey can you please tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
See, that’s the spirit. But no, we are not stopping here. Let’s move ahead to see what else I have for you.
Smooth funny pick up lines
If you cannot be smooth and cheesy, or you are just trying your skills for the first time, you probably won’t like to be very bold, because it might turn out creepy.
I know you are having those thoughts.
So, if you don’t want to sound cheesy, why not be funny.
It’s easy, simple, and breaks the ice. Like the idea? Now, let’s see some funny pick up lines.
- If I had to name you a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber.
- I would love to take you out sometime but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
- On a scale of 1 to Alaska how free are you tonight?
- If you could be a transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.
- You should be a magician, cause whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
- Thank God, I just renewed my “life insurance” cause my heart just stopped looking at you.
- Uuugh, I am so bad at clicking good photographs, but I can definitely picture us together.
- Hey, my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
- Are you a time traveler? ‘cause I see you in my future.
- Did you swallow a magnet? ‘cause you are attracting me all the way across the room.
- Are you SPF, ‘cause I need you every day.
- I am so comfortable around you, I don’t even have to hold my farts anymore.
- I need to call the CDC right away, your smile is so contagious.
- When I look at you, I feel like I am a pirate looking at my buried treasure.
- If beauty were a grain of sand, there would be a thousand beaches.
- My mom told me life is a deck of hearts, then you must be the queen of hearts.
- If you were an item on MacDonalds, you would be MacHottie.
- If I am vinegar you must be baking soda ‘cause I am all bubbly around you.
- Did you steal my beer cause this one looks like the one I was drinking.
- Do you like bagels? ‘cause you are bae-goals.
I told you it’s going to be easy. Now that you have gained a little more confidence in yourself, let’s increase your level, shall we?
Smooth good pick up lines
After a certain age and time, almost all of us realize what a pick-up line is and how people use them, don’t they? That’s why it’s very important to ensure that our pick-up line should not look like a “pickup line”.
It basically means that your conversation should be smooth and just when you throw in the pick-up line… the other person gets the hint, without being too cringy.
Now, if you’ve got the idea, I am sure you are going to love this set because it contains all the good pick up lines that you can use to impress someone special.
- Do I know you? Oops, sorry. My bad. you just look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend.
- You are so beautiful on the outside, I can’t wait to uncover all the beauty hidden inside you.
- You know, if kindness would ever have a face, it would look exactly like you.
- Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
- I am really interested in history, mostly because I would love to ask you out on a date.
- Thank God I paid attention to science in high school cause you and I got chemistry.
- Excuse me, can you check your pocket/purse because I just lost my heart and I think you have it.
- Is this Hogwarts express because I think you and I are going towards something magical!
- Is there an airport nearby? ‘cause I felt like my heart was taking off.
- Where have I seen you? Oh yeah in the dictionary right next to the word “gorgeous”.
- If I was a judge, I’d sentence you for life by my side!
- Can I know what is the name of your show on Netflix ‘cause I can watch it for hours and hours.
- All the bottles in this bar must be so jealous because your beauty is intoxicating.
- Do you know what would look great on you? My arms.
- Cupid called: He says that he needs my heart back.
- I can look at you the same way you look at your drink!
- Your smile has been lighting up the room for so long, it’s making everyone around here blinded.
- How stupid of me to think that only the beer is good here. I mean, look at you!
- Do you think a little alcohol would catalyze our chemistry?
- Excuse me, you owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Liked it? I know you did. But what if you aren’t meeting them face-to-face for the first time. Don’t worry, I have got you covered for that too.
Smooth Tinder pick up lines
Tinder is a great place to meet your potential love, a good friend, or a very dashing hook-up. So, you need to have your game A on.
Mostly because they are already having a few matches, lying there, and for you to stand you, you will need these pick-up lines for tinder, believe me, you do. Let’s see what they are:
- Hey, I just wanted to ask you if you are here, then who is running heaven?
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- Have we met before? Oh, yes. in my dreams.
- My parents told me to talk with the most beautiful and intelligent girl/boy. Is that you?
- Hey do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!
- Aside from being super gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
- Are you HTTP? because without you I am just ://
- Do you wear fishnets? ‘cause you are a real catch!
- Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.
- Is your birthday on October 10, because you are 10/10.
- Is the pandemic over? I don’t think so, because your smile is contagious.
- You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
- Are you from space? cause you look out of this world gorgeous.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you.
- Are you Jamaica, ‘cause you are Jamaican, me crazy.
- I am writing an essay on beautiful things in the world, can I use you as an example?
- *crystal ball emoji* Soo, I think I see you in my future.
- I think I shall save your number as “future husband/wife”. What do you say?
- I guarantee you I am not flirting with you, I am just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and Cupid says I’m the 1 you need.
Well, you can always come back and say thanks! Just kidding… 😉
But for others who couldn’t find anything related to their personality, don’t worry we still have a long way to go.
Savage smooth pick up line
If you have been in the game for a long time, then I guess you already know that sometimes, being funny doesn’t work more than being direct.
Some people like it that you are savage, maybe because of adulting. And if you are one of those, here are some inspirations that you use for yourself.
- Are you a trampoline? cause I feel like bouncing on you.
- I may not go down in history but I will definitely go down on you.
- Baby you look so hot, you can make the north pole feel like an equator.
- Your lips look so lonely, wanna make them meet mine.
- Wanna play the engineer? You’ll be the conductor and I’ll go choo-choo.
- There must be a light switch on my head because every time I see you, I get turned on.
- Feel like sharing my side of the bed with you tonight.
- Wanna see how soft my sweater is? Let’s hug it out.
- Do you know karate? cause your body is really kickin.
- I believe in saving water, wanna take a shower together?
- I identify myself as an adventurer and right now I want to explore you.
- I have trouble sleeping with myself, can you sleep with me?
- Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by cupid’s arrow.
- I am not a dentist but I can give you a filling.
- Is that candy in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
- You look cold, wanna use me as your blanket?
- Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.
- I am on my bed, you are on yours. One of us is in the wrong place? Wanna know who?
- I don’t think I wanna have babies right now, but I would love to refine my baby-making skills with you.
- Are you an archaeologist because I have a big bone for you to examine.
Oooffff, that’s really bold of you and lucky too, for getting the person to date.
Sure, it’s going to turn romantic, and when it does you are going to need what I have for you next.
Smooth romantic pick up lines
They say, for a relationship to be healthy and strong “you gotta keep flirting with each other”, make your partner feel like they are attractive and worth it for everything, that’s how that romance never dies.
And since you are at this set, I know you feel the same. That is why here I’ve compiled some romantic smooth pick up lines that you can use.
- Hey, I just wanted to say thank you cause I love my smile, and I have been wearing it since I saw you.
- If I had to choose one place to swim in, it would be your eyes for me.
- They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
- Our love will be like pi: makes sense only to us and is endless.
- You will need to drop me home, cause I am blinded by your beauty right now.
- You seem like you are made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe.
- Are you French? because Effiel for you.
- Is your name Google? ‘cause you have everything I was searching for.
- If you were a burger at MacDonald’s, you would be MacGorgeous.
- Picture us together on a wedding cake! Don’t we look cute?
- Do you wanna pet puppies together one day?
- I would never play hide and seek with you because a person like you is impossible to find.
- I love playing with numbers, give me yours and I’ll prove it to you.
- You must be a ninja cause you snuck into my heart.
- You must have a high-test score, cause I wanna take you home and show you to my mother.
- My love for you is like an uber being divided by zero: it cannot be defined in words.
- Are your parent’s bakers, cause you turned out to be a cutie-pie.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- I hope you are a doctor cause I feel sick in your love.
- What’s that wonderful scent that you are wearing? Oh, that’s just you.
You know I really loved this one. That’s why I am not going to get it over with now. Scroll down to read more.
Smooth cheesy pick up lines
When you are in love, sometimes you are the most annoying, sweet, romantic, hated, loving person in the world. and this makes complete sense.
So, it’s okay to be hella cheesy and flirty at times, maybe they won’t like it or maybe they will, but hey, you are definitely going to have a good laugh at it for hours, maybe for months.
So, don’t be scared and be smooth. Here are some lines that can help you with that:
- Are you WiFi? ‘cause I feel like there is a connection!
- Gosh! You have got beautiful curves, but your smile is the one that caught my eyes.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Wow, I guess when God was creating you he was in the mood to show off.
- Kiss me if I am wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Would you give me a pinch, you are so cute, I must be dreaming.
- I think something is wrong with my phone, your number is not on it.
- Hey, would you tell me the time I just wanted to know the exact moment I got a crush on you.
- You know I had a pickup line ready for you, but you are so gorgeous I forgot what it was.
- If I have to send you a goodnight text later on, what number should I use?
- You know, I am not an organ donor yet, but I would happily give my heart.
- You know I believe honesty is the best policy and to be honest, you’re the sexiest person I have ever met.
- I should say, “God bless you” but it looks like he already did.
- You must be a great thief, otherwise, how could you have possibly managed to steal my heart.
- Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back
- Aside from looking tremendously sexy, what do you do for a living!
- Do you have a sunburn or do you always look this hot?
- Did you know that when a penguin finds its mate, they stay together forever? Do you wanna be my penguin?
- Why would I need to know about the solar system, my whole world revolves around you.
- So, what does it feel like? Them: How? To be the most beautiful person in the room.
Aah, I’m not in the mood to stop just about when things get so good. So, let’s not wait any more and lead on to another set.
Really smooth pick up lines
Sometimes, it’s all about the right moment.
When you say a line that you know is going to go with the mood, at the right time, you won’t have to do anything else. It just makes everything perfect for you to get a number or a date maybe.
For times like these, when you want everything to go just perfectly, here are some really smooth pick-up lines that, if paired with great timing and flow, will make things easy for you.
Check them out below.
- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaammmn!
- Are you a charger? Cause I am dying without you.
- Even if the earth had zero gravity, I would still fall for you.
- Are you a broom? Cause you have swept me off my feet.
- Somebody call God, an angel has been found here.
- Your middle name must be Gillette, ‘cause you are the best a man can get.
- You and I are like jalapenos and nachos, you are super-hot and I am super cheesy so we will be great together.
- I am trying to remember important dates in history? Wanna become a part of it?
- Are you Siri? cause you autocomplete me.
- Are you in the mood for pizza? A pizza you, that is.
- You are so sweet? You could put Hershey’s out of business.
- Is your name Aerial? ‘cause we are mermaids for each other.
- Are you a cat? ‘Cause I am feline a connection between us.
- Do you have an extra heart? Because I think you stole mine.
- Are you lots? ‘Cause heaven is a long way from here.
- I am not a genie, but if you let me, I would love to make all your wishes come true.
- Are you a keyboard? ‘Cause you are definitely my type.
- I wish I had crossed-eyes because beauty like yours needs to be seen twice to grasp.
- I am not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead?
- If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
Good, you broke the ice now. What after that? Okay, okay, I don’t want you to panic. Just motivating you to go to the next slide.
Smooth flirty pick up lines
After you are past that interesting and perfect timing, you might need another set of lines to keep the conversation interesting. Otherwise, you would lose the golden opportunity you just created for yourself.
So, in order to keep the conversation alive, here are some naughty, flirty lines that you can use.
- Kiss me if I am wrong but fishes can fly right?
- If I was a cat, I’d spend all of my nine lives with you.
- Am I going to get a kiss from you today or do I need to lie in my diary?
- You are so pretty; I forgot my pickup line.
- There must be something wrong with my mind, I can’t stop imagining how cute we would look together.
- If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Was your father an alien? ‘cause I can bet there’s no one like you on this planet.
- I think you are a magnet ‘cause I am attracted to you.
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue? Oh, I am sorry. You are really gorgeous.
- Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
- Are you a florist? because since the time I have met you I can feel my life getting rosy.
- If God had made anything more beautiful than you, I am sure he would keep it to himself.
- Are you a banana? ‘cause I find you very a-peeling.
- Do you like Nintendo? cause wii would look good together.
- If you were coffee, you would be espresso, ‘cause you would be fine.
- Are you a moon? ‘cause even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
- Are you a dictionary? ‘cause you are adding meaning to my life.
- You give me the kind of feelings people write novels about.
- I did tickle you right? Hold it cause we still have more to go.
- You would make an amazing wife/husband. Can I get that chance?
Let’s not stop here and move to see what are some great smooth pick-up lines.
Great smooth pick up lines
Sometimes, it’s better to just go with classic pick-up lines that are tried and tested and are sure to give you a result.
No, I am not talking about your chemistry test, but when you use a great pick-up line, there’s no other conclusion except getting a good response or a conversation.
So, if you feel like playing safe, here are some really great pick-up lines to give you a blow.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘cause you have FINE written all over you.
- I heard kissing was the language of love, wanna practice it with me?
- Thank God I have my library card, ‘cause I am totally checking you out.
- I love playing with numbers, how about you give me yours to prove it.
- I heard that there is a fireman around, that must be you cause you are smokin.
- Gosh, I am so lost. Would you mind helping me with your number?
- My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
- You must be a ninja, ‘cause you snuck into my heart.
- I am lost, can I get directions to your heart?
- Are you a pumpkin spice latte? ‘cause I would love to slurp you up.
- If I had a star every time your smile brightened up my day, I would hold a galaxy.
- Someone like you definitely doesn’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Do you smoke pot? cause we-ed be cute together.
- Were you born a mermaid? because you were born a mermaid for me.
- Is your name honey? cause I would love to drizzle you on a bland day.
- I am finding it so hard to breathe, you just keep taking it away.
- Are you glitter? ‘cause it feels like there is a sparkle in my life.
- So, how does it feel to be the most gorgeous person in the room?
- Are you a doctor? ‘cause my heart beats faster around you.
- Do you have a pencil? I need it so that I can write about your future with me.
You know what feels great after having a great conversation. the dirty details about it. And I love having them, deeper details are in the next slide, so don’t stop here.
Smooth dirty pick up lines
I am sure you must have had times where the conversation was so dirty that you couldn’t help yourself but repeat the dirty details, the delicate touches, and the smirks beneath the face.
I know, it can be a little daring but if done right, it can add just the right amount of spice to the conversation.
So, if you really wanna make it memorable and sexy, here are a few dirty yet smooth pick-up lines hand picked for you.
- You are a fine wine the more I sip you the better I feel.
- Are you my homework cause I want to slam you onto the table and do you for hours.
- If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is New Year’s, can I visit between the holidays?
- You know, candles aren’t the only thing I like to blow on my birthday.
- Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out but I don’t.
- The word of the day is legs. Can you teach me how to spread them?
- Hey! If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting a head.
- Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on.
- Let’s do one thing, sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.
- Are you a doughnut? ‘cause you are sweet, curvy and soon to be filled with cream.
- Your dad must be a baker ‘cause those are the nicest set of buns I have ever seen.
- Let’s be Oreos, I’ll be the cookie and you put white cream between me.
- Do you know what will look good on my face? Your legs wrapped around it.
- Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- That outfit looks great on you. As a matter of fact, so will I.
- Let only latex stand between our love.
- I think I lost my keys somewhere, can I check your pants?
- Your body is made up of 70% of water and I am thirsty
- Are you an elevator ‘cause I am about to go up and down on you.
- You are so hot, I think my zipper is falling off.
For those of you who want to take it slow. I think that’s cute too.
With that, let’s move on to see what are some cute pick-up lines that you can use in a conversation.
Cute smooth pick up lines
Some people like to take things slow, and I agree. That no matter what phase of life you are in with your relationship, it’s never harmful to compliment someone in a cute way.
It just hits all the right spots and makes the person really fall for your effort and innocence. So, if you were wondering if being cute is out of fashion, it’s not.
And these lines will prove to you how…
- My name is [insert here], but you can just call me your valentine.
- Do you love vegetables? ‘cause I love you from my head to my toes.
- Are you a cat? cause you look purrrrrfect!
- Do you like Harry Potter? cause I adumbledore you.
- If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.
- It’s never easy to meet a beautiful person, especially someone like you. So, please excuse me if I take a moment.
- You know I am bad at flirting, so would you try to pick me up instead.
- Are a 45-degree angle, ‘cause you are a cutie.
- If you were a flower, you would be a damn-delion.
- The doctor said I need a lot of vitamin U.
- Hey, don’t mind me if I say I fell in love but I just tripped looking at you.
- Hey, listen, they might ask you to leave soon, cause you are taking the attention of all the women in the room.
- You are like my favorite song. I cannot get you out of my head.
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary that can describe how pretty you are looking right now.
- Even the gloomiest days could become sunny if you just give that smile to me.
- From today, thinking of you is going to be my favorite part of the day.
- I have got so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
- If you are going to look that good, it’s not my fault to fall for you.
- You are so sweet you must be made out of chocolates.
- You know, I can read your lips. Them: how? Just touch them with mine.
Fun, wasn’t it? But let’s not dwell at all the cuteness here because I still have all the dynamics to cover so that you never fall short of pick-up lines.
So, let’s move ahead…
Clever smooth pick up lines
When your pick-up lines game becomes strong, you cannot use lines directly or it will make the conversation predictable and boring.
The key to making it spicy is cleverly putting it between the lines so that the other person loves it without objecting to it much.
Like that thought? Then I am sure you would love these pick-up lines too.
- The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil…. pointless.
- Can you pick me? you are so gorgeous I must be dreaming.
- I didn’t see the stars tonight cause the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
- I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest person in the world tonight.
- Four plus four is equal to eight but you plus me is fate.
- You must be a hell of a thief because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
- You must be a very important text message because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t seem to take them off from you.
- So, there you are! I have been looking for you all my life. the woman/man of my dreams.
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
- I am sorry. Were you talking to me? No? Why not?
- What time do you have to go back to heaven?
- Did you get to bed early last night/ because it looks like you got your beauty sleep.
- What a smart, attractive man like me doing without your number.
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (open the camera) Isn’t (s)he gorgeous?
- I tried to send you something extra flirty, but it wouldn’t fit in the box!
- You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
- I have got nice eyes, you want me to roll them for you?
- I can’t turn water into wine, but I’m hoping to turn you into mine.
These clever lines are so good that even the most serious face will tend to fall… because “love melts the coldest hearts”…
And for the next set, I have exactly that for you.
Love smooth pick up lines
If you are a person who loves love, or loves the idea of being around with their partner, looking in their eyes, spending time with them, going out on dates with them, and making them feel like the only person in the world, then this next set of love smooth pick up lines is going to steal away your heart.
Use a few from the list and see the magic that follows.
- No wonder, the sky is dark at night, all the light is in your eyes.
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast, cause you look magically delicious?
- Do I know you? cause you look a lot like my next lover.
- Will you be my Netflix and chill partner?
- What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- Dinner first or shall we go straight to dessert?
- Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I am coming home with you.
- If you look that good in clothes, how good are you going to look without them?
- Do you like cats? because I would like you to take meouwt on a date.
- I without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.
- Are you a raisin? cause you are raising my hopes for a kiss right now.
- For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven but now I realize that I am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me.
- I realized I don’t need Twitter cause I am already following you.
- I must be in the museum because you are a piece of art.
- Love without you, is just a word with no meaning.
- If you refuse to embrace your curves, can I do them for you?
- I think the gaps between these fingers were meant to be filled with the gaps in my fingers.
- Are you an Airbender cause you blow me away.
- I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
The next set is all about the BEST. Didn’t get it? Then keep scrolling.
Best smooth pick up lines
You know, the best ones don’t need any introduction. Everybody is naturally drawn towards it because it’s certain that they are going to work.
So, that is why in this set I have brought 20 best smooth pick-up lines that you can use anytime, in any conversation, and catch hold of their attention.
- If I could rearrange the alphabets, I would put “U” next to “I”.
- If you were a book, you would be a fine print.
- You are so breathtaking, I forgot what I needed to say.
- Trust me, I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you.
- I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
- If I asked you for a date someday, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme, cause Jean Claude van dammmnn you are sexy.
- Your eyes are deeper than the Atlantic Ocean and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
- Are you a library book? cause I am a reader and I would love to read you.
- You must be yogurt cause I can’t wait to spoon you.
- The only problem with your lips is they are too far from me.
- Wait, I am going to hang this mistletoe right above you. you know what it means right.
- What pick-up line should I use to get your number?
- If Disney is the happiest place on earth, then your arms are the happiest place in the entire universe.
- You must be the speed of light because time stops when I am looking at you.
- I value my breath so it would be great if you didn’t take it away every time you walked by me.
- Summer is over because you are about to fall for me.
- I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you and that is your last name.
- Have you checked in yet? cause I have been checking you out all night.
I know that you are liking it that is why I have another set curated that will be as smooth as the butter… quite, literally! 😉
Super smooth pick up lines
As I said, going ahead with the best smooth pick-up lines, I present to you some super smooth pick-up lines that are buttery enough to make your personal trip and fall right into your arms.
All you need to do after that is hold them, make them smile, and cherish them forever. And before your imagination takes a wild turn, let’s go and see what those are.
- You should be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- I think you have something in your eyes, oh wait it’s just a sparkle.
- On tonight’s menu, I guess we have: drinks, chocolates and you.
- They can’t fit what I feel for you in a conversation heart.
- Let’s make love, that makes others hate being single.
- Hey, listen do you know CPR, ‘cause you took my breath away.
- Do you mind giving me a band-aid? ‘cause I hurt my knee falling for you.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Hey, can we take a picture together? Cause I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend/girlfriend looks like.
- Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?
- Hey, don’t tell anyone but I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
- Hey, don’t panic if a big fat man tries to put you in a sack and kidnap you, because I put your name under my wishlist for Christmas.
- I’d love to be the angel on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
- You are like my menorah’s candles, getting hotter every day.
- Are you a pie? cause I’d like a piece of you
- Is your daddy a drug dealer? cause you look dope.
- Do you wanna know how I got these beautiful muscles? By picking up beautiful women like yourself.
- How long do I have? Until you have to be back in heaven again.
- Are you a supermarket sample? Cause I wanna taste you again and again, without any shame.
- You can keep the Hershey’s – I just want a kiss.
Wanna go with something funny, interesting, and is sure going to break the ice. Then don’t forget to check out this next set.
Knock Knock smooth pick up lines
If you are a fan of knock, knock jokes then I am sure this list is going to be your favorite.
No matter where you are, knock-knock pick-up lines help to break the ice and start a conversation. And if you are smooth enough, who knows maybe you’ll get a number and a date too.
So, without any further ado, let’s get into it.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? When, where? When, where, who? Tomorrow right, my place, me and you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I am Pauline in love with you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? honeydew you know you look fine right now.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I love you. I love you, who? I don’t know because it’s you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you right.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? honey bee. Honey bee who? Honeybee a doll and give me the digits.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything for you
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia, who? Cynthia, you have been away I missed you
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? De Niro. De Niro who? De Niro, I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange, who? Orange, are you glad to see me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anime. Anime who? Are you from Japan, because you have an anime-zing body?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dubai. Dubai who? I know you’re a Muslim so Dubai a drink.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice is a love I am feeling right now?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open the door to my lips right now.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? India. India who? What’s it going to take to get Indian pants?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I love you. I love you, who? Awww, I love you too.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who. Needle a little love right now.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda, your lonely nights are over.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ike. Ike who. Ike can rock your world baby.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to give you the love that you need.
Aah, that was hilarious, wasn’t it? But you cannot use knock-knock jokes on text. It just doesn’t fit.
So, what can you do? Scroll down to see what I have for you.
Smooth text pick up lines
This generation loves to text. Whether you are a colleague or a date, texting just makes everything better. The best part about this is, the people who are not able to express their emotions face-to-face can just write a few words and that’s it, the other person gets it.
So, if you want to make your partner smile and read your chats, again and again, here are a few smooth pick-up lines that would be good to go.
- I never believe in love at first sight but that was before I saw you.
- I don’t know what it is, but I am so drawn towards you, nothing else makes sense.
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright to me.
- Do you like Star Wars, cause Yoda only has one for me?
- Can you tell me when you go to sleep? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- You spend so much time in my head I should start charging you rent.
- Drake would look at me and you and say it’s God’s plan.
- Hey, I just signed up. Them: For what? For your fan club.
- Did it hurt? Falling from the vending machine because you are a hot snack.
- This may be cheesy but I think you are grate.
- My dog wants to tell you that they miss you. Can you come over?
- I envy your footwear. I wish to be them so I can be with you every step of the way.
- Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.
- My phone is in my hands but I would rather be holding you.
- When you sleep at night, do you dream of new ways to make me like you?
- Send me your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- These days, I am definitely going to hit my head on the wall cause I smile at your texts continuously.
- You are my 3AM thoughts.
- I don’t think very often, but when I do it’s always about you.
- Kiss me and you will see the stars. Love me and I will give them to you.
But what about the times you switch from texts to calls? Don’t worry I have got you covered for that too.
Smooth video call pick up lines
If one thing I know about my generation is that we hate calls, so if you have someone who you can video call every day, don’t leave them.
Cherish them because you have a great person for life. Here are a few pick up lines that can make them feel special.
- Have you been to camp recently? cause you look super hot and I want smores.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, cause I can’t see anything else except you.
- You know I never believed in love, but again I also never believed someone this beautiful would talk to me.
- Your eyes are like IKEA, I get so lost in them.
- I am not muted, you have left me speechless.
- My companionship is more stable than my WiFi connection.
- Is your webcam broken? Cause I only see an angel.
- You must be my screen cause I can spend hours looking at you.
- Our love must be like a situation? Didn’t see it around and it moved really fast.
- Want to Netflix and chill together?
- Do you wanna facetime and chill?
- I see you like my post? Is this getting serious?
- Is that a virtual background? or do you glow like this every day.
- It’s so hard with you on video calls, I just want to lean in and kiss you.
- Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
- Are you my wisdom tooth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out for a date as soon as possible.
- Can you stop being so gorgeous? You are making me crazy.
- Just so you know, I am going to ask you out on a date and you have to look that good.
- How long is it going to take you to understand how nervous I get around you if you look that handsome/beautiful?
- Every moment I spend with you is like being in paradise.
That was it for pick-up lines but don’t think I am going to leave you here. Scroll down to see what are the essentials you need to make your pick-up lines flow smooth like butter.
5 tips to ensure your pick up line are smooth as butter
To be honest, there are no such rules for making pick-up lines work. It all depends on you and the person you’re trying it on.
For instance, some people might really love knock-knock jokes but others get really turned on with dirty pickup lines. You need to make the effort to understand what works with them.
But to give you a headstart here are some time tips that you must keep in your mind before approaching someone.
1. Look tidy
You should always make sure you are looking neat and tidy before approaching anyone.
No, it doesn’t mean you have to be in your suit, tie and dress all the time. It means you should always be properly dressed and look approachable.
Other things that you shouldn’t ignore are your oral health, your body smell, your smile, and the kind of shoes you are wearing because believe me, your grooming habits say a lot about you… especially when you are trying to approach someone with a pickup line.
2. Don’t overdo it
I know it is very exciting to read the pickup lines and feel the urge to use all of them in one go.
But that is where most of them go wrong.
Whatever theme you pick from the list, you must never overdo it, because if you are a stranger, it might come off creepy, or worse, boring.
Read about the tips and tricks to use a pick up line and crack in just at the right moment.
3. Be subtle
If you have never used pick-up lines before or are with someone who is not very fond of pick-up lines then you must try and be extremely subtle.
Because, if you like this person, and you’re very out-and-about your feelings, it will scare them away. Be subtle, be soft and try to keep the conversation going beyond words on a page.
Observe. When you use a pickup line or see where the conversation is going, just observe how they are responding to them.
Remember, every person is different. Not everyone will like the same pick-up lines no matter how good you’re at it. So, observe and adjust according to their personality.
Practice makes a man perfect. And this is no exception even here. When you practice, you will know the right ways to speak, look approachable, amiable, and not come off as creepy.
So, stand in front of the mirror – like we see in movies and practice your lines… and see how you feel. If you think that goes well, good, and if not, then keep practicing. That’s how you are going to master it.
A word from ThePleasantRelationship
These were some of the best pick-up lines that you will ever need in your life… no matter where you go. And if you keep these tips in your mind, your flirting game is always going to be on-point!
But make sure when you find you’re the ONE, keep them, appreciate them every day, and flirt with them.
This way, you will not only make use of this list to the maximum but also keep your partner happy. Win-win, right?
Are you interested to know more about ‘How to Trust a Guy You Met Online’ then click here?
Surabhi wakes up every day with a drive to craft words that can create a soulful impact. Creatively adventurous, she is always seeking to learn new skills and acquire new experiences. With a hidden soft corner for languages (especially Urdu), she writes poetry occasionally, binges on romantic shows, and LOVES to talk. A hustler, admirer, chaser, Surabhi is just another-someone who refused to give up on her dreams. She says, she is just somebody who’s trying to make herself a writer and for now, she’s just writing...