Quirky Pickup Lines


I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I heard you like raisins. So, what do you think about a date?

Even if Earth did not have gravitational force, I would have still fallen for you.

Are you the square root of two? Because I feel irrational near you.

I am on my way to complain to Spotify for not naming you this week’s hottest single.

Something dropped. Oh! It’s my jaw after seeing you.

Oh my god, you drink water too?!! We have so much in common!

God must be panicking as he is missing an angel.